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Ortwynn
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 Post subject: A Savory Deviate Delight!
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:34 pm 
Dear friends,

Have you ever been fishing in one of the Barrens Oasises and found your backpack filled with these bizarre little fish that have strange and even unwanted effects when you eat them? Those are called Deviate Fish and are better not consumed raw! But once they're cooked ... :shock: man, oh man, what a delight they are!

Unfortunately not many people know how to cook these little monsters. Recently I met this old lady who used to live in the Barrens and she taught me the secret and difficult recipe. It nearly took me 1 full month to master all the finer details of this preparation, and some of the actions are not very pleasant, but now I can turn these Deviate fish into Savory Deviate Delight !

If you happen to have some Deviate Fish and want to try the Savory Deviate Delight, you are welcome to send them to me and I will cook them for you. Just know that to compensate for my time en expertise I will keep 1 out of 10 Savory Deviate Delight for myself. I just can't resist them! :wink:

Best regards,
Ortwynn


Thuunkas

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:05 pm 
A wonderful and most generous offer, Ortwynn.
You are to be applauded for your dedication to the culinary arts.

Sadly, personally every time I've tried these morsels, I've found myself transformed into a female gnome, with a very strong urge to mate with the biggest Tauren bull I can find... and that's just WRONG, on so many levels !

However, perhaps others will have a more pleasant experience.

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Ortwynn
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:01 pm 
Hey Thuunkas,

I'm sorry to hear these delicious chunks do that awful transformation to you. Every time I have one, they make me feel like a Mighty Pirate! or a Stealthy Ninja! I must admit though that I never checked in a mirror what I look like. I guess it will be safer to only eat them at home and stay inside until the effect wears off!

Oh, and don't you mistake this offer as generous, 'tis only a devious plan to get some of these delights for free! without having to go fishing in these dreadful Barrens :twisted:

good day to you!


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